It's time to recognize some notable -- and less than notable -- achievements in 2005 with the First Annual Hoosier Lawyer Awards. Here they are:
Hoosier Lawyer of the Year -- Chief Justice John G. Roberts How can you
not give this award to a Hoosier schoolboy who is appointed Chief Justice of the United States. Roberts impressed everyone, including senators from both sides of the aisle, with his incredible knowledge of constitutional case law, poise and confidence in answering questions, and a sizable dose of Hoosier common sense. Here's hoping he lives up to the promise of his confirmation hearings.
Hoosier Judge of the Year -- Judge David F. Hamilton, United States District Court for the Southern District of Indiana. Judge Hamilton has shown a considerable talent on the bench, and his opinions are among the most well-reasoned and best-written I have seen. But his courageous, and absolutely correct, decision in the Indiana General Assembly prayer case is worthy of particular mention. The real shame is that our legislators continue to waste time, effort, court resources and taxpayers money on these inane cases, all so that certain legislators can stand before television cameras and try to make the courts whipping boys for their next political campaign.
Most Important Case of the Year Award -- Terri Schiavo litigation. This gets the Award, but not for the reason you might think. Political opportunists, cable network commentators, and Congress made a travesty of what should have been essentially a private matter. But beyond the hyperbole and posturing, the case did heighten awareness among the public in the need to make your final wishes known. This is the true value of this case. Lawyers across Indiana and around the nation reported many more requests for Living Wills. Hopefully the increased use of Living Wills to express one's wishes in the event of such awful circumstances, will reduce the likelihood of future Schiavo cases.
Least Important Case of the Year Award -- Michael Jackson Trial. If you
measured importance of cases by television time and magazine covers, this case would be second to O.J. Simpson as the most significant case in legal history. But the fact of the matter is that it had no importance to anyone except the peculiar former-Hoosier who stood accused, and the persons that surrounded him. Who cares if the King of Pop dances on a car outside the court, or shows up in court in his pajamas? Slap him with contempt and go on. Is anyone else tired of the cable networks filling up their time with this garbage while ignoring the issues that really impact people?
Why I Don't Practice Family Law Award -- A Dutch court ordered a divorced couple to divide and share the ashes of their daughter after the parents fought for five months over their daughter's remains.
Stupidest Decision By a Judge -- Santa Fe District Judge Daniel Sanchez, who last month issued a restraining order against Hoosier native and national talk
show host David Letterman to prevent him from tormenting a new Mexico woman through "secret signs" delivered during his nightly monologue. New Mexico resident Colleen Nestler alleged that for more than 10 years, Letterman has used code word (such as "Oprah"), gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desire to marry her and train her as his cohost. The Judge actually GRANTED THE INJUNCTION! Fortunately someone in New Mexico finally had an attack of sanity, and the injunction was revoked. If you don't believe this, CLICK HERE for the story.
Stupidest Thing Said By A Really Smart Person Award -- Judge Richard Posner, 7th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Posner seems to have let his conservative desire to
shore up President George Bush get ahead of his oft-times formidable brain. Judge Posner wrote an op-ed article in the Washington Post titled "Our Domestic Intelligence Crisis", which he followed with an on-line discussion and a national television interview, in which he stated that President Bush's program of spying on U.S. citizens without warrants was legal and acceptable. Judge Posner saw "no problem" with wiretap searches without warrants because the President was dealing with the threat of terrorism.
First, Judge Posner should not have been speaking on matters that could possibly come before him on the bench. Already, lawyers representing accused terrorists are lining up to assert the wiretaps as violations of the 4th Amendment requiring dismissal of charges against their clients. During the confirmation hearings of Chief Justice Roberts, we all heard ad nauseum about how judges should not comment on matters that could come before them on the bench.
Second, Judge Posner clearly is wrong -- and he probably knows it. Not only did his comment totally disregard the specific language of the Fourth Amendment, but he also ignored binding U.S. Supreme Court precedent. U.S. v. U.S. District Court, 407 US 297 (1972). In fact, recently Judge Posner authored a stinging opinion chastising the Immigration and Naturalization Service for its arbitrary exercise of power without judicial oversight.