I thought I'd seen almost everything, but this is about as strange as it gets. According to the Indianapolis Star, an Indiana man who claims to lead a vampire clan has been sentenced to jail for threatening an Indiana judge.
Rocky Flash, who apparently was known as Jonathan Sharkey before becoming a vampire, claims to be head of "Vampyre Nation." (Vampires not being known for their spelling prowess). He was sentenced to two years for threatening to "torture, impale, dismember and decapitate" Judge David Certo. In case you are wondering, Flash is not some disturbed or misdirected youth. He's 45 years old.
Do you think we should tell him all that vampire stuff is, well, made up?